Well, Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch, She's A Big Fat Bitch,
She's The Biggest Bitch In The Whole Wide World
She's A Mean Old Bitch If There Ever Was A Bitch,
She's A Bitch To All The Boys And Girls

On Monday She's A Bitch, On Tuesday She's A Bitch
On Wednesday Through Saturday She's A Bitch
Then On Sunday, Just To Be Different,
She's A Super-King-Kamehameha Beeyatch

Have You Ever Met My Friend Kyle's Mom,
She's The Biggest Bitch In The Whole Wide World
She's A Mean Old Bitch And She Has Stupid Hair
She's A Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch,
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch,
She's A Stupid Bitch!
Kyle's Mom's A Bitch, And She's Just A Dirty Bitch!

Kyle's Mom...is A...biiiitch! Tchah!