16 Years Ago, One Day,

I Was Walking Down The Street

I Was Cruising In Brooklyn

You Know What I Mean?

Something Was Cooking,

But Wasn't Yet A Chicken.



There Was A Man,

Selling Chicks In A Box.

He Said, "2 For 1, But 3 For 2."

I Said, "That's Not Bad,

Here's Money For You."

One Was Magenta,

The Other Was Blue.



I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken



One Day, The Blue One Went Away.

The Other Grew Up Fuckin' Well.

She Was Noisy Every Night.

I Had Always Chicken-bite.



Then I Met A Lover

One Night, She Made Me Dinner.

Licking Finger, I Wondered

Where She Got The Chicken.

Then I Met A Lover.

One Night, She Made Me Dinner.

Licking Finger, I Wondered

Where She Got The Chicken.



I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken



Spare The Rod And Spoil The Chick

Before You Go And Shit A Brick.

Spare The Rod And Spoil The Chick

Before You Go And Shit A Brick

Spare The Rod And Spoil The Chick

Before You Go And Shit A Brick

Spare The Rod And Spoil The Chick

Before You Go And Shit A Brick



I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken



She Went To College To Study Anatomy

I Followed Her Father's Butchery

We Got 2 Babies. Is It Cool?

One Was Magenta, The Other Was Blue.



I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chicken

You Got To Know Your Chicken

I Know My Chick