By Day I'm A Workin' Man,
Layin' Bricks Or Layin' Pipe.
I Don't Stand Out In A Crowd;
Just Look Like One Of The Guys.
Little Do They Know,
When I'm Alone In Bed At Night,
I Become The King Of The Silver Screen.

I Stare At The Ceiling There;
I Know Where I Belong.
I Two Step With Fred Astaire Or
Fighting Old King Kong.
I Can Be Any Hero At All;
Zorro Or Don Juan.
I Know I'm The King Of The Silver Screen.

Hollywood Movies Keep Flashin' Across My Mind.
I Could've Been Valentino If I Was Born In Another Time.

I Might Be Solving A Case Or Swinging From A Tree.
Share A Joke With Crosby And Hope;
We're Such Good Friends, You See.
Even Dazzle The Academy With My Versatility.
'Cause I'm The King Of The Silver Screen.

Hollywood Movies Keep Flashin' Across My Mind.
I Could've Been Errol Flynn
If I Was Born In Another Time.

I Could've Been A Star.
I Could've Been A Star.
I Could've Played That Part.
But Hollywood Movies Keep Flashin' Before My Eyes.
I Could've Been Greta Garbo
If I Was Born In Another Time.

I Wake The Very Next Day
Go On Back To Work.
I'm Just A Face In A Crowd;
Another Average Jerk.
And All The Guys On The Building Site Look At Me Flirt.
Because I'm The Queen Of The Silver.

Recitation:
Yes, I'm The Queen Of The Silver Screen.
I Admit It To All My Fellow Workers.
I Don't Care Any More. I'm Tired Of Closets.
I'm Gonna Eat My Makeup For Lunch Today.
Just Stop Hittin' Me Again. All Right Guys?
I'm Going To Hollywood To Be A Starlet.
I Know I'm 240 Pounds And Play Center
For The Detroit Lions.
I Don't Care Any More.
I Like Makeup And Dresses And Hollywood.
I'll Make Somebody A Great Little Wife.
"Frankly, Scarlet, I Don't Give A Damn."