If I Was A Pirate Sailing The Seas
Would You Come And Pillage The Village With Me?
We'll Bury The Treasure And Go Down Down Together
If I Was A Pirate...

If I Was An Outlaw Robbin' A Bank
Would You Be My Bonnie, Help Me Get Away
Would You Pull The Trigger And Blow 'em Away
If I Was An Outlaw...

How Bad Would I Have To Be?
How Bad... ?

If I Was A Vampire Roamin' The Night
Would Be My Prey And Put Your Neck On The Line?
Live In The Shadows And Die In The Night?
If I Was A Vampire...

If I Was A Wanted Man On The Run
Would You Take A Fall If We Were Under The Gun?
And Drop Down Beside Me In The Nooses They've Hung?
If I Was A Wanted Man On The Run...

How Bad Would I Have To Be?
How Bad?
If I Was The Worst Man In The World
Would You Still Be My Girl?
The Scariest Monster You Ever Seen
Would You Still Love Me?

If I Was Killer With Blood On My Hands
Would You Be My Alibi And Lie On The Stand?
Swear On Your Life That I'm An Innocent Man?
If I Was A Killer...

How Bad Would I Have To Be?
How Bad?
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