The Day I First Met You,
Well I Thought It Quite Funny.
Your Eyes Were So Damn Blue,
Your Smile Was A Drug, Your Style Was Money.

So What Does It All Mean
To Find Someone That Makes You Cry Inside?
She's Got The Players On Her Team,
How Could I Smile When All She Did Was Say Hi?

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That One Day When He Is Gone,
I'll Get My Chance To Ask You Out.
And Then I'll Show My Colorful Life.
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I'd Like To Be Like You.
With A Rep Like Yours My Little Honey.
I'm Not Sure What I Can Do.
Just Know That I Ain't No F---in' Dummy.

So What Does It All Mean?
To Try So Hard To Get The Right Words Out.
Well I Wish I Could Come Clean.
I'll Give It My All, But I Have My Doubts.