One, Two
One, Two, Three, Quatro

See I Need An Excuse To Call A Couple Buddies
And You Need An Excuse To Dress A Little Slutty
You Could Be My Nicki, We Could Ditch Like Summer Jam
You Could Be My Alice, Treat Manhattan Like It's Wonderland
Transporter, Jason Statham, In My Brother's Van
Give Money To The Bums, I'm Trick-or-treating With A Couple Grand
When I Kick A Dirty Verse, Get The Dirty Hearse
Cause I Can Be October, Baby You Could Be The 31st

Oh, Ho, Ho
We'll Kill Tonight No Suspects
Oh, Ho, Ho
You're Marilyn And I'm James Dean
Oh, Ho, Ho
Dance Like A Stripper Named Candy
Oh, Ho, Ho
Treat Every Night Like It's Halloween

Go, Go, Yeaheheh
You Could Be Rihanna, I Could Be The Rude Boy
You're The Desperate Housewife While I Could Be The Pool Boy
If You Tryna Jerk Then I Could Be A New Boy
You Could Be The Pitbull And I Could Be The Chew Toy, Woof!
Garbage Man, Janitor, Mop It Up
I'm Be Seth Rogen, I'll Pretend To Knock You Up
Treat Me Like I'm King James, Heat It Up, Wade And 'em
Treat You Like I'm Rocky, I'm A Beat It Up, Adrian

Oh, Ho, Ho
We'll Kill Tonight No Suspects
Oh, Ho, Ho
You're Marilyn And I'm James Dean
Oh, Ho, Ho
Dance Like A Stripper Named Candy
Oh, Ho, Ho
Treat Every Night Like It's Halloween

Treat Every Night Like It's Halloween, Oh, Ho, Ho
Treat Every Night Like It's Halloween, Oh, Ho, Ho
Treat Every Night Like It's Halloween, Oh, Ho, Ho

Oh, Ho, Ho
We'll Kill Tonight No Suspects
Oh, Ho, Ho
You're Marilyn And I'm James Dean
Oh, Ho, Ho
Dance Like A Stripper Named Candy
Oh, Ho, Ho
Treat Every Night Like It's Halloween