So You Think You're Bad, With Your Rap

Well I'll Tell Ya Pilgrim I Started The Crap

When You Were In Diapers And Wetting The Sheets

I Was At The Ponderosa Rapping To The Beat



Da Haahh, Da Haahh

Da Ha-hahh Ha-hahh Haahh



Sure I Rustled Some Cattle And Tended The Sheep

But My Main Concern Was Rapping To The Beat

I Don't Bother Nobody I'm A Real Nice Guy, Kinda

Laid Back Like A, Dead Fly



Da Haahh, Da Haahh

Da Ha-hahh Ha-hahh Haahh

Da Haahh, Da Haahh

Da Ha-hahh Ha-hahh Haahh



I'm Talkin, Here And Now

Later For The Cattle And Rustlin The Cow

If I Had A Chance To Do A Repeat

You Can Bet Your Sweet Dippy I'd Be Rappin To The Beat



Da Haahh, Da Haahh

Da Ha-hahh Ha-hahh Haahh



Que Pasa Amigos? Not A *pasa* I See

Two Hundred Punks Well What Ya Gonna Do?

I Got Two Six Shooters That'll See Me Through

That's, Twelve Dead...

And A Hundred And Eighty-eight Pallbearers



Da Haahh, Da Haahh

Da Ha-hahh Ha-hahh Haahh



What I Do On Your Grave Won't Pass For Flowers Either



Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C.

You Haven't Heard Of Rap, Til Ya Heard It From Me

I'm The Baddest Rapper In History

And There'll Be No More, After Me



Da Haahh, Da Haahh

Da Ha-hahh Ha-hahh Haahh



Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch

Santa Barbera That Is

Swimmin Pools, And Movie Stars

Well The First Thing Ya Know Ol' Ron's The President

The Kinfolk Said, "Ron Move Away From There"

Said, "In The White House Is Where You Wanna Be"

So He Loaded Up The Lincoln And He Moved To D.C.



Washington, That Is

Politicians Taking A Sip

Foreign Dignitaries Taking A Trip

High Tax And Plenty Cadillacs



Da Haahh, Da Haahh

Da Ha-hahh Ha-hahh Haahh

Da Haahh, Da Haahh

Da Ha-hahh Ha-hahh Haahh



Now Ya See Me In My Movies, Doin My Thing

But Deep In My Heart, I've Wanted To Sing

"Wayyyy Dowwwn, Upon The Swannnn