Up In The Morning
Work Like A Dog
Is Better Than Sitting
Like A Bump On A Log
Mind All Your Manners
Be Quiet As A Mouse
Some Day You'll Own A Home
That's As Big As A House

I Know A Fella
He Eats Like A Horse
Knocks His Old Balls
Round The Old Golf Course
You Oughta See His Wife
She's A Cute Little Dish
She Smokes Like A Chimney
And Drinks Like A Fish

There's A Big Old Goofy Man
Dancing With A Big Old Goofy Girl
Ooh Baby
It's A Big Old Goofy World

Now Elvis Had A Woman
With A Head Like A Rock
I Wished I Had A Woman
That Made My Knees Knock
She'd Sing Like An Angel
And Eat Like A Bird
And If I Wrote A Song
She'd Know Ever Single Word

Kiss A Little Baby
Give The World A Smile
If You Take An Inch
Give 'em Back A Mile
Cause If You Lie Like A Rug
And You Don't Give A Damn
You're Never Gonna Be
As Happy As A Clam

So I'm Sitting In A Hotel
Trying To Write A Song
My Head Is Just As Empty
As The Day Is Long
Why It's Clear As A Bell
I Should Have Gone To School
I'd Be Wise As An Owl
Stead Of Stubborn As A Mule.