I'm A Real Man, I Got A Real Guitar
I'm A Real Man, Don't Even Know Where The Boys Are
I Don't Want To Frighten You Little Girl, You're So Sweet And Nice
But I Don't Want To Have To Tell You Twice

I'm A Real Man, I Want To Rock Like A Real Man
Don't Get No Shock From That
Elevator Music In Your Computer Program
Baby, How'd You Like To Rock With A Real Man?

Yes I'm A Real Man, Baby, I'm Not Lyin'
I'm Thirty-one Years Old Now And I Still Don't Mind Dyin'
You Can Put The Voodoo On Me, Girl
There's Nothing I Can't Dodge
Check Out This Lincoln In My Garage

Kids, These Days, I'm Talkin' About These Young Folk
They're About As Wild As Pollyanna After She Growed Up
After A Hard Day At The Casiotone They Just Don't Want To Live
They're About As Dangerous As A Junior Executive

I'm A Real Man, I Want To Rock Like A Real Man
Don't Get No Shock From That
Elevator Music In Your Computer Program
Baby, How'd You Like To Rock With A Real Man?

Every Dollar I Earn, Girl, I Let It All Burn
And If I Wind Up In Jail
Well There's Only One Of Two Thousand, Seven Hundred And Sixty-two Women That I Know
Who Would Gladly Pay My Bail

Now You Might Say I'm Just Some Fool On A Boast
But I Wasn't Gonna Hear Ya Girl From Coast To Coast
This Ain't Dan Rather Talkin', This Ain't The President's Son
But, Ah, I'm Still Gonna Have My Fun

Cause' I'm A Real Man, I Got To Rock Like A Real Man
Don't Get No Shock From That
Elevator Music In Your Computer Program
Baby, How'd You Like To Rock With A Real Man?

Turn Off That Elevator Music, In Your Computer Program
Baby, How'd You Like To Rock With A Real Man
Turn Off That Elevator Music, In Your Computer Program
Come On And Rock With A Real Man