Well, Lots Of Little Pieces Make Up The Little Girl
Such A Tiny Thing In This Great Big World
Well, Now I've Got To Find Out What's Crackin' Up
My Little Buttercup
I Got To Take Her To The Doll Hospital

Well I Bought Her A Dollhouse And A Corvette Too
She's Got Everything's Barbie's Got, I'm Tellin' You
But Every Time I Make A Move Just To Touch Her Hair
She Says, "Little Boys Should Play With Teddy Bears"
I'm Gonna Take Her To The Doll Hospital

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Uh-huh, Oh Yeah
Baby You'll Be All Right
I'm Gonna Take You
To The Doll Hospital Tonight
Uh-huh, Oh Yeah
Baby You Look A Fright
I'm Gonna Take You To The Doll Hospital

Well, All In Love Is Fair
But It's The Wear And Tear
And Words Left Unspoken
That Leave Hearts Broken
But I Never Tore Your Legs Off
Or Threw You On The Floor
Now I Know Baby Cries A Lot
But Please Don't Cry No More

When We Played Doctor I Must Have Made A Mess
But I Fixed Her Little Wagon Up Good, I Guess
She Said Ken Never Made Her Heart Beat So
But He Lacked That Certain Somethin' As We All Know
Now I Burst Her Little Bubble, Her Mind's About To Go
I Gotta Get Her To The Doll Hospital

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