Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife
Go For My Personal Point Of View
Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You

If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife
Go For My Personal Point Of View
Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You

A Pretty Women Makes Her Husband Look Small
It Very Often Causes A System Fall
As Soon As He Marrys Her Then She Starts
Looking For Things That Will Break His Heart
But If You Make An Ugly Women Your Wife
You'll Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
An Ugly Women Will Put Peals On That
And She'll Always Give You A Piece Of That.

If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife
Go For My Personal Point Of View
Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You

Don't Let Your Friends Tell You You Have No Taste
Go Ahead And Marry Anyway
Her Face Is Ugly Her Eyes Don't Match
Take It From Me Shes A Better Catch

If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife
Go For My Personal Point Of View
Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You

Dude 1:say Man
Dude 2:hey Man
Dude 1: I Saw Your Wife The Other Day
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: Yeah And Shes Ugly
Dude 2: Yeah Shes Ugly But She Sure Can Cook Baby.
Dude 1: Yeah

If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife
Go For My Personal Point Of View
Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You

If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife
Go For My Personal Point Of View
Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You

If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife
Go For My Personal Point Of View
Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You

(FADE)
If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life
Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife
Go For My Personal Point Of View
Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You