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I Was Born On An Island The Island Of Manhattan Dreamt All My Life Of A Career On The Great White Way Producer Norman Paperman Director Norman Paperman [Proudly] And I Made It! In A Sort Of Off-the-wall Way, I Found My Calling ð Listen [Sings] Up Every Morning, Out Every Evening Hustling For Headlines, That's What I Do Table At Sardi's, Grappling For Gossip Working The Press For A Mention Or Two / Paperman [Cont.] I Never Acted Like Some Nervous Rookie Right From The Start I Was Hot As A Cookie I Was The Numero Uno What A Debut / Chorus Public Relations, Public Relations Boozing And Schmoozing, That's What I Do PR's My Vocation And I'm A Sensation Public Relations Such Hullabaloo / But I Went Full Throttle Never Could Slow Down Then Out Of Nowhere A Mild Heart Attack Middle Age Crisis Face The Big Questions Had To Get Off Of This Foolish Fast Track / It All Started Out As An Ad In The Paper Now It's Turned Into A Tropical Caper But It's Only Public Relations And That's What I Do / Chorus Public Relations, Public Relations Ego Inflation, That's What I Do Isn't It Wonderful, Isn't It Fabulous Public Relations, Such Hullabaloo / Give This Some Thought Norman Things Can Get Sticky Here In The Tropics Wine Turns To Glue / Norman I've Never Seen Such A Beautiful Ocean / Iris Holy Sweet Jesus, He's Got No Clue / Norman I'll Buy This Place I Am Expatriating / Iris You As A Landlord Sounds Intoxicating It's Only Public Relations Who's Screwing Who / No, Not That Old PR Of Yacking And Quacking Making Folks Happy That's What I'll Do / Sunshine And Sea Air Palm Trees, Martinis That's What I Yearn For -- Like You, You, And You / Just Give Me Some Time / And I'll Make It Come True!