Well, Like To Explain To You All Before,

I Ain't No Drinkin' Man

I Tried It Once And It Got Me Highly Irregular

And I Swore I'd Never Do It Again

I Promised My Brother In-law That I'd Go Up Watch His Still

While He Went In To Town To Vote

It Was Right Up On The Mountain

Where The Map Said It Would Be

Friends Let Me Tell You One Thing,

Tho It Wasn't No Ordinary Still

It Stood Up On That Mountainside

Like A Hugh Golden Opal

God's Yeller Moon Shinin' On The Cool Clear Evenin'

God's Little Lanterns Twinklin' On And Off In The Heavens

Like I Explain'd To You Once Before I Ain't No Drinkin' Man

But Temptation Got The Best Of Me

And I Took A Slash

That Yella Whiskey Runnin' Down My Throat

Like Honey Dew Vine Water

And I Took Another Slash,

Took Another'n An Another'n An Another'n

For You Knew I'd Downed One Whole Jug Of That Shit

And Commenced To Gettin' Hot Flashes

Goose Pimples Was Runnin' Up And Down My Body

And A Feelin' Came Over Me

Like Somethin' I'd Never Experienced Before

It Was Like, Like I Was In Love

In Love For The First Time, With Anything That Moved

Animate, Inanimate It Didn't Matter

It's Like There's A Great Neon Sign Flashin' On An' Off

In My Brain Sayin' "Jimmy Buffett There's A Great Day A Comin'"

`Cause I Was Drunk

I Wasn't Knee Crawlin', Slip Slidin', Reggie Youngin'

Commode Huggin' Drunk

I Was God's Own Drunk And A Fearless Man

And That's When I First Saw The Bear

He Was A Kodiak Lookin' Fella `bout Nineteen Feet Tall

He Rambled Up Over The Hill

Expectin' Me To Do One Of Two Things,

Flip Or Fly, I Didn't Do Either One

It Hung Him Up

He Started Sniffin' Around My Body Tryin' To Smell Fear

But He Ain't Gonna Smell No Fear `cause

I'm God's Own Drunk And A Fearless Man

It Hung Him Up

He Looked Right In My Eyes, An