Well, He Out Grew His Sequin Suit

Sold His Trailways Bus

Let His Hair Get A Little Too Long

Duck Tails Bit The Dust

His Custom Made, Pearl Inlaid Guitar

Slipped From His Hands

And In It's Place A New Electrical One

He Had Flown In From Japan



Chorus

`Cause He's A Cheeseburger Eatin'

Abandoned Sunday Meetin'

Brand New Country Star

He Rides Around In A Lincoln Continental

No Steer Horns On His Car

Oh The Record Man Say He's The Livin' End

They're Gonna Spin Him Right To The Top

Yea, He's A Hot Roman Candle From The Texas Panhandle



He Can Either Go Country Or Pop

Got A Good Ole' Friend Name Of Texas Ben

Tells Him All The Spots To Play

And A Sweet Little Lady, He Calls Her Sexy Sadie

She's With The Boy Night And Day

They're Gonna Open Up A Chain Of Fancy Bowling Lanes

The First One In His Old Home Town

And On Ribbon Cutting Day They'll Come From Miles Away

The Folks Will All Gather Round