Critic Of The Black And White It's Your First Night.

The Passion Play Gets In The Way - Spoils Your Insight.

Tell Me How The Baby's Made, How The Lady's Laid,

Why The Old Dogs Howl With Sadness.



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The Blue Thing In The Ball Leaves Naught But A Bloody Footprint On The Memory Of Last Summer's Trip To Europe.

Did You Buy A Passport From The Queen?

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And Your Little Sister's Immaculate Virginity Wings Away On The Bony Shoulder Of A Young Horse Named George Who Stole Surreptitiously Into Her Geography Revision.

The Examining Body Examined Her Body.