The Mist Rolls Off The Beaches:

The Train Rolls Into The Station.

Weekend Happiness Seekers Pent-up Saturation.

Well, We Don't Mean Anyone Any Harm,

We Weren't On The Glasgow Train.

See You At The Pleasure Beach:

Roller-coasting Heroes.

Big Dipper Riding

We'll Give The Local Lads A Hiding

If They Keep Us From The Ladies

Hanging Out In The Penny Arcades.

Shaking Up The Tower Ballroom

Throwing Up In The Bathroom.

Landlady's In The Backroom

I'm The Big Dipper

It's The Weekend Rage.



Rich Widowed Landlady Give Me

Your Spare Front Door Key.

If You're 39 Or Over,

I'll Make Love To You Next Thursday

I May Stay Over For A Week Or Two

Drop A Postcard To My Mum.

I'll See You At The Waltzer

We'll Go Big-dipping Daily.