Ladies And Gentlemen



Children Of All Ages



It's Me Jeru The Damaja



And I'm Here To Present To You Today



The Bullshit



Yes This Is The Bullshit The Extreme Bullshit



The Absolute Bullshit



This Is The Bullshit Of Bullshit



This Bullshit Is So Bullshit I NEVER Wanna Hear This Bullshit



On The Radio



Or In My Children's Ears Cause It's Bullshit



You Know? So As We Talk About The Bullshit



And What Bullshit Is



I'ma Drop The Bullshit On You Right Now



You Know, The Bullshit Goes Like This




Jump Up In My Rolls Royce, Top Choice



Make Em Holler, Everything I Do Is For A Dollar



Fuck Being Civilized, I Got Dollar Signs In My Eyes



One Day I'll Fall, But For Now I'll Rise



Trust Me, As The Stink Stuff, Fries Up



I'm Cookin Up I Used To Spend The Nights In Spots Run Up



Buck Buck But Now I'm All Growed Up And Blowed Up



And Believe Me, Baby Paw, I Got It All Sewed Up



And The Loot Is In Big Bags And All Stored Up



And The Niggaz I Used To Run With Is All Locked Up



But, I'll Keep Bubblin, Got Em On The Corners



Like Court Jesters Jugglin, Avoid The Late Night Mugging



Because Stick Up Kids Be Bugging



I Paid My Dues So I'm On Some Exotic Island



Smilin, Sun Shinin All Off My Diamonds



Sippin On Martinis Bad Hookers In Bikinis



A Airplane Load Of Exotic Work From Tahiti



Plus A Squad Of Killer Bitches That All Carry Uzis



I Got A Lot So If It Gets Too Hot



Jump In The Billion Dollar Jet, Or The Million Dollar Yacht



Got The Teflon Vest, In Case They Knock Me Out The Box



Oh No, I Think I Hear Gunshots...



*rat-atat-atat-tat*




Huh Huh Ahh, Huh, Whew!



Damn, Shit Was Just A Dream, Whew



Whoa Damn