One Day About Six 'o Clock I'm Woke Up



By The Sound Of My Buzzer And A Car Or A Truck



Screechin' Off So I Jump Up Scratch My Nuts



But When I'm Like "Who's That?" Nobody Speaks Up



So I Go To The Door There's A Note It Says:



"We Have Hip Hop Hostage With Guns To His Throat



Do The Right Thing And We Might Let Him Go



But If You Call The Police That's All She Wrote



You Know What The Motive Is It's All About Dough



And In Case Ya Think We Bullshittin' Here's The Photo."



I Couldn't Recognize The Clows Because They Was All Hooded Down



But I Peeped Foxy Brown Sippin' Cristal In The Background



With Fake Alligator Boots On



And Smack Dab In The Middle Was Hip-hop With A Versace Suit On



I Immediately Called Primo



I Said "Hip-Hop Is In Trouble, Meet Me At My Rest On The Double



Don't Even Jump In The Shower, Matta'fact Scratch My Rest



Meet Me And D & D In An Half An Hour



And Bring All Ya Shit Wit' You Cuz You Know What We Got To Do."



Yo Afu! (Whassup?) Lets Jet-son Like Elroy



If I Recall Correctly I Last Saw Hip-hop Down At Bad Boy



We'll See If Puff Knows Whassup



Cuz He's The One Gettin' Him Drunk And Fuckin' His Mind Up



We Go To The Office, He's Nowhere To Be Found



So We Snatch Up Jay Black And Beat His Bitch Ass Down



"Now Where's Hip-Hop?!" "Aaight, Aaight..." He Confessed:



"Suge Came And Took Him From Puff Last Night,



He Said He'd Give Him Up If A Real Nigga Came To Retrieve 'em..."



So We Went To L.A. Later That Evenin'



When We Got There, Everything Was Aaight



And We Brought Hip-Hop Back Home That Night.



ONE DAY...