She Said: "Sir, Do You Need The Instruction Manual?"
"Well, No, Ma'am: There's No Job I Can't Handle."
Don't Matter To Me If It's High Or Low Tech,
I'm Either Ways: All Hands On Deck.

I'm A Hands On Man: I Like To Touch It:
I'm A Hands On Man: I Like To Feel; Love It.
Let My Fingers Linger On It Just As Long As I Can,
You Gonna Love Me: I'm A Hands On Man.

Now Let's Looka Here An' See What We Got:
Is It Runnin' Too Cold Or Runnin' Too Hot?
Well, Let Me Tinker With This A Little An' Fiddle With That:
I'll Have This Baby Purrin' In Nothin' Flat.

I'm A Hands On Man: I Like To Touch It:
I'm A Hands On Man: I Like To Feel; Love It.
Let My Fingers Linger On It Just As Long As I Can,
You Gonna Love Me: I'm A Hands On Man.

Well, If It Needs Adjustin', I'll Adjust It Just Right.
Well, You Can Call Me Up, Ma'am: Mornin' Noon An' Night.
If Somethin' Needs Tightenin', Or Somethin' Needs Loosenin',
Well, I Got All The Tools An' I Know How To Use 'em:

I'm A Hands On Man: I Like To Touch It:
I'm A Hands On Man: I Like To Feel; Love It.
Let My Fingers Linger On It Just As Long As I Can,
You Gonna Love Me: I'm A Hands On Man.

I'm A Hands On Man: I Likes To Touch It:
I'm A Hands On Man: I Like To Feel; Love It.
Let My Fingers Linger On It Just As Long As I Can,
You Gonna Love Me: I'm A Hands On Man.

Aw, I Like To Touch It;
Hmm, Mm, I Love To Feel It, Love It.
You Know, I'm A Certified, Qualified Technician.