I Just Want My Fucking House Back
Free Me From This Football Hell
And My Kitchen Is Full Of Snacks
All I Want Is A Place To Smoke My Crack
Without Having To Hide From The Public
Always Sneaking Off In The Back
Yea, All I Want Is A Place To Park My Car
Without Having To Use The Street
To Wanna Keep It Safe In My Garage
Yea All I Want Is A Place That I Can Hide In
Where I Can Open Up My Slip And Slide
Where I Can Run, Where I Can Take A Dive

Cuz I Am Home
Is Where My Heart Is
Yea Home Is Where I Belong
Yea Home Is The Best Place To Take A Seat
Home Cooked Meal Is What I Wanna Eat
On My Own Place Mat
I Just Want My Fucking House Back

I Just Want My Fucking House Back
With Time To Rest My Dogs
And Plenty More Time To Find The Cat
All I Want Is A Day To Do The Laundry
But That's A Bit Of A Quandary
Cuz I Gots No House To Help Me
Yea All I Want Is A Place To Keep Things Quiet
So I Can Play Scrabble In The Nude
Don't Knock It Untill You've Tried It
Yea All I Want Is A Chance To Scratch The Floor
Cuz I Could Rearrange My Furniture
In Hopes To Block The Door

Cuz I Be Home
Is Where My Heart Is
Home Is Where I Belong
Home Is The Best Place To Take A Nap
Only Place On Earth That Feels Safe To Crap
Home Is What I Want And That's A Fact
I Just Want My Fucking House Back