I Need To Tell You Something
I Want To Get This Off Of Me
This Girl Is Out To Hurt You
And She Is Really Nasty
Janeen Will Poke Your Eyes Out
Janeen Will Tear Your Heart Apart

I Want To Tell You Something
I Need To Get The Words Out
This Girl Is Gonna Get You And She Will Stop At Nothing
Janeen Will Sink Her Teeth In
So Deeply Into Your Skin
Janeen Will Make You Feel Like Dying

Oh… She's In The Movies
Oh… She's On The Screen
Oh… She's Like A Famous Person
Oh… Janeen

I Saw Her On The Tv
She Was Completely Stupid
Her Hair Was A Disaster
Her Shirt Was Really Putrid
Janeen Is Nothing Pretty
She Looks Like Nothing Really

She Has These Awful Glasses
She Treats Us All Like Assholes
Janeen Is So Ungrateful
Janeen's A Heartless Bastard
Janeen Will Make You Feel Like Dying

Oh… She's In The Movies
Oh… She's On The Screen
Oh… Just Like A Famous Person
Oh… Janeen
Janeen
Janeen