JPee Baby, Uh, Uh, Uh, Yup, Yup (yeah)
You Know Who It Is
Check This Shit Out, ManCheck It Out, Check It Out, Here We Go
Check It Out, Yeah

Chillin′ With My Homies At The Home Depot
Buyin' Screws And Nails, Manly Shit Ya Know?
My Homie Says To Me, "What Kind Of Drill You Want?"
So I Said "I Wanted One Right In The Ass"
..."What?"

I′m Not Gay
I'm Not Gay
It Was A Joke Guys, Come On
I'm Not Gay
I Like Vag More Than A Porn Star Scandal
But Can I Get The Drill With The Bright Pink Handle?

Playin′ Tackle Football With My Homies In The Park
Had To Wrap It Up ′cause It Was Gettin' Dark
The Other Team Was Lookin′ Straight Scary As Shit (oh)
But My Quarterback, He Ain't Havin′ None Of It (he Ain't Scared)
He Looked At Me And Told Me No Matter Where I Was At
My Priority Job Was To Protect The Sack (okay!)
So 4th Down, He Bends Over And Yells "Hike!"
So I Went And Grabbed His Balls
"Huh?"

I′m Not Gay
I'm Not Gay
I'm Just Doin′ My Job, Step Off!
I′m Not Gay
It's Not Like I Was Purposefully Tryin′ To Feel Them (I Wasn't)
I Just Care About The Safety Of Your Future Children (godfather)

I′m Not Gay
I'm Not Gay
Quit Tellin′ Me That, Man!
I'm Not Gay
Next Time I'll Just Let Your Balls Get Mangled, Son!
P.S. - I Didn′t Know That You Were So Well Hung

Strollin′ With My Homies In West Hollywood (Hollywood)
Wasn't My Idea Because I′m Not Gay
Dude Walks By Me With His Shirt Off And I Was Like, "Damn Bitch You Fine!"
Fuck!

I'm Not Gay, Guys, That Ain′t Me
I'm Just Comfortable With My Sexuality
So I Can Admit When I See A Guy
Who Has A Handsome Face, And Pretty Eyes
And A Rock Hard Chest, And Ripplin′ Abs... (yeahhh)
And The Tightest Ass, And Those Sculpted Calves
And Those Bulging Quads, And The Perfect Body
And Oh, My God, Take Your Pants Off
Uhhh
"Fuck It!"

I'm So Gay
I'm Fuckin′ Gay
I′m The Dude Wearin' Nail Polish Yellin′, "Heyyyy"
I'm The Dude At The Party Who′ll Grab Your Butt (that's Me)
And When You Turn Around And Look At Me, I′ll Be Like "What?"

Yeah!
I'm Gay (I'm Gay)
I′m Hella Gay
I Watch Zac Efron Movies Every Saturday
And Normal Self-expression Doesn′t Suit Me, Either
That's Why My Degree Is In Musical Theater
I′m So Gay, Man

Dude
What?
Get Out The Shower
Go Use The Other Bathroom Guys
Common Man, You Are Taking Forever
You Get In, You Wash Your Body, You Wash Your Hair, You Get Out
You've Been Shaving Doesn′t Take This Long
But I'm Gay
Dude, We All Gay
Wait, You Guys Are Gay Too
Yeah Men, We′re Not Upset With You Cuz You're Gay
We're Upset With You Cuz You′re Molesting Us
Alright Common Men Its Been Like 35 Minutes
Get Out Now Or I′m Burning Your Pink Socks
I'm Serious
Fine, Go Ahead