I′m Just A Trailer With A Fresh Coat Of Paint
Get Me All Dolled Up But That Ain't Gonna Change
I Could, But Really Couldn′t Even If I Wanted ToYou Could Teach A Dog How To Meow
But He's Still Gonna Chase The Postman Down
I Am What I Am And I Ain't What I Ain′t
Yeah When You Get Down To It At The End Of The Day
I′m Just A Trailer With A Fresh Coat Of Paint

My Feet Hurt From These High Heels
I Miss The Way My Levi's Feel
And There Ain′t A Beer
In This Whole Damn Place
Coming Here Was A Big Mistake
If It Ain't Redneck I Can′t Translate
I Tried But Boy This Ain't The Way I Was Made

Cause I′m Just A Trailer With A Fresh Coat Of Paint
Get Me All Dolled Up But That Ain't Gonna Change
I Could, But Really Couldn't Even If I Wanted To
You Could Teach A Dog How To Meow
But He′s Still Gonna Chase The Postman Down
I Am What I Am And I Ain′t What I Ain't
Yeah When You Get Down To It At The End Of The Day
I′m Just A Trailer With A Fresh Coat Of Paint

They're Serving Up What They Call Pate
And It Tastes Like Something I Can′t Say
Round The High Up, High Class, Fancy Kind Of Folk
I Think It's Time That We Ditch This Joint
And Hop To The Middle Of A Neon Storm
Hitch A Ride To The Idle On Music Row

Cause I′m Just A Trailer With A Fresh Coat Of Paint
Get Me All Dolled Up But That Ain't Gonna Change
I Could, But Really Couldn't Even If I Wanted To
You Could Teach A Dog How To Meow
But He′s Still Gonna Chase The Postman Down
I Am What I Am And I Ain′t What I Ain't
Yeah When You Get Down To It At The End Of The Day
I′m Just A Trailer With A Fresh Coat Of Paint

Yeah I'll Trade 5th Avenue For Nascar Any Day
Cause I′m Just A Trailer With A Fresh Coat Of Paint