Since You`ve Been Gone I Feel So Much Better
Cause I Saw How Mean You Could Be
I Used To Want Some Explanation
Now All I Want Is My Patsy Cline CD
How I`ve Waited For Today
When I Could Finally Say
You Jerk
You Jerk
You Are Such A Jerk
There Are Other Words
But They Just Don`t Work
Sometimes I Wish I`d Mailed You That Letter
That Said The Things I Dare Not Say
Instead I Set The Thing On Fire
I Had To Say This Out Loud Anyway
I`m So Glad I Found The Nerve
To Say What You Deserve
You Jerk
You Jerk
You Are Such A Jerk
There Are Other Words
But They Just Don`t Work
They Try To Be So Cool
Insult You Like A Fool
Never Take Your Call When You`re Nobody At All
Until You`re Somebody
And Then They Want To Be Your Friend
How Comes Jerks Don`t Know They`re Jerks
(I Don`t Know)
So Next Time Someone Makes You Feel Little
Just Sing This Song Inside You Head
And Like A Great Big Cartoon Bubble
These Lovely Words Will Dance Above Their Head
How I`ve Waited For Today
When I Could Finally Say
You Jerk
You Jerk
You Are Such A Jerk
There Are Other Words
But They Just Don`t Work