Jakie Jab Is Looking Fab. He's Got Treble And A Bass And A Big Tab. He's Got Oil In His Hair From Arab And When He Falls Down, He Dalls Smack Dab.

Hey Fellas, Get Him A Cab, What's His Name, Jackie Jab!

Three Square Means Everyday, But Nothings Square About The American Way. His Friends Get Off On Doris Day And He Hasn't A Clue What To Say.

Hey Fellas, Get Him A Car, What's His Name, Jackie Jab!!!