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Man #1: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I...Hey, You Know What Letter Comes After "I"?

Man #2, Man #3, Woman: "J"!

Man #1: Right. And Whenever I Think Of The Letter "J", I Think Of All My Friends Whose Names Begin With The Letter "J" Like...

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"J", Joe, Wearing Jeans
Got Himself A Pocket Full Of Jelly Beans
"J", Joe, Jeans, And His Jelly Beans
Hey, Let's Sing A Song About "J"

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Man #2: Hey, You Know, I've Got A Friend Whose Name Begins With "J", Too.

Man #1: Is That Right?

Man #2: Yeah. Let Me Tell You About Her.

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"J", Jane, Jumping Down The Lane
Joking And A-jiving
Well, That's Just Like Jane

Man #1, Man #2: "J", Jane, Jumping Jane
"J", Joe, Jeans, And His Jelly Beans
Hey, Let's Sing A Song About "J"

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Woman: Hey, You Know What, Fellas?

Man #2: What's That?

Woman: I've Got A "J" Friend, Too.

Man #2: Oh Yeah?

Woman: Yeah!

Man #2: Tell Us About Him.

(SUNG)

Woman: "J", Jim, He's Tall And Slim
He's Got A Jar Of Jam
Let's Join With Him

Man #1, Man #2, Woman: "J", Jim, Let's Join With Jim
"J", Jane, Well, Let's Jump With Jane
"J", Joe, Jeans, And His Jelly Beans
Hey, Let's Sing A Song About "J"

(SPOKEN)

Man #3: I Have One, Too. My Friend, Joan

Man #1: Tell Us About Her.

Man #3: O.K. Here It Goes.

(SUNG)

"J", Joan, Jawing On The Phone
Hear It Jingle, Hear It Jangle
Well, It's Just For Joan

All: "J", Joan, Yes, Jingle Jangle Joan
"J", Jim, Let's Join With Jim
"J", Jane, Well, Let's Jump With Jane
"J", Joe, Jeans, And His Jelly Beans
Hey, Let's Sing A Song About "J"
"J"