(Spoken)

Hold On This Song Has A Little Introduction To It

It's Ain't Supposed To Be Sad Though You Might Feel It That Way

It's A Song About Desperation,

Every Now And Then We Do Get Desperate



This Is A Song About L-O-V-E,

And If You Abuse It You're Gonn' Lose It

And If You Lose It You're Gonn' 'buse And

If You 'buse It You Aint Gonn' Be Able To Choose It

Cuz You Aint Gonn' Have It Further On Down The Line

Things Aint Gonn' Be So Fine

You're Gonn' To Be Sitting There On Your Little Machine

Tryin To Look And Keep It Clean And

You're Going To Be Home Playing Bingo All Night All Alone

And That's Why Your Sittin There By The Telephone

And You Know That She Aint Goin To Call You!



So You Put On The TV And You're Watchin Johnny Carson

Segwayin Right Into The Tomorrow Show

But That Don't Got The Go So You Turn It Off Ya Turn On The Radio,

The Radio Don't' Seem To Get The Click So You Say

"Hey Man, I Can't Lickety Split"

You Start To Open Up A Little Book

And There's Somethin There You Got To Overlook

And You Say "BABY, You Know There's Somethin On My Mind!

"You Say "Baby There's Somethin On My Mind -

I Know That You're Home And I Know You Aint All Alone! "



So You Start Walking Over To Her House

And You Get Over To Her House

And You Walk Over To Her Door And

You Start Poundin On Her Door And You Say

"Open Up The Door Bitch!”

This Is Wooba Gooba With The Green Teeth, Let Me In!!"



Well, She Opens Up The Door

And Then You Just Kinda Walk Up To Her And Say

"Baby", (say Baby!) You Look Up Way Up At Her Green Mascara

And You Say "Oh My Darling,

You Know Her And Me Was At The Party As Friends -

Do Not Believe What They Say

That's Only Gossip That They Tellin Ya -

A Wise Crack Of Lies!"

You Say Darling!!!



Take Your Big Curls And Squeeze Them Down