My Name Is Bento And I've Got It All
Plenty Of Cars, A Big Solid House
People Call Me The Executive Boss
Everyone Knows I'm The One
Unreal...!

I'm Handsome As Hell, The Women Adore Me
One Glance And They're Mine
Trading's My Business, I'll Cut Any Throat
As Long As I'm Happy, As Long As I Win
To Hell With The Losers Who Get In My Way
As Long As I'm Happy, Once More
Unreal...!

Sermons About Morality And Justice
I Have Them For Breakfast
Deceit, Lobbying And Graft
I'll Show You How It's Done!

Small-time Crooks, Street-corner Bandits
They Know Nothing
If You Want To Get Serious,
I'm The One To Teach You How
Just Say May Name Three Times
Bento, Bento, Bento
Unreal...!