When I Want To See The Boys

I Know Where To Find The Boys

I Don't Go Through A Club Or Two

I Just Find You And There Are The Boys

To Get You Alone I Strive

You Ask Me To Tea At Five

I Find You Then With Other Men

And Wonder When My Chance Will Arrive



How's Chances, Say, How Are The Chances

Of Making You Love Me The Way I Love You



How Many Young Men Must I Fight With

To Be In Right With

In Right With You



How's Chances For One Of Those Glances

A Glimpse Of The Heaven I'm Longing To See



How's Chances To End All Your Romances

And Start Taking Your Chances With Me



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My Castle Will Need Some Restoring

Ceiling And Flooring

Furniture, Too