It's The Holiday Season
Candy Canes, Cookies Sprinkle The Town
Everyones Jolly, Happy, And Merry
The Dead Sing Carols In The Cemetary

I Went Up To The Mall To Meet A Santa Claus
Why You Wanna Meet A Santa Claus??
Just Because
Hes A Star And I Wanna Get His Autograph
Did You Meet The Fat Bastard??
You Don't Know The Half

So I Wait In Line With My Pad And Pen
I Finally Got Up To The Bitch And He Had A Grin
He Said He's Been Watchin Me And Im A Disgrace
So I Reach For The Nine And Shot Him In The Spine

All The Kiddies Runnin, Screamin And Cryin
Santa Ain't Breathin I Think That He's Dyin
Hes Tryin To Move So I Boot Him In His Grin
HA Bitch Shouldve Known About The Santa Claus Killa

Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz

I'm A Santa Claus Killa
Bitch What The Fuck You Know About
You Know Nothin
So Fuck Turkey And Stuffin
I Drink A Strait 40
Fuck The Shitty Egg Nog
Cause Im A Wicked Clown Straight Up Freak Dog

I Gets Paid Im Pickin Up The G Shit
And Santa Claus Ain't Never Brought Me Shit
The Fat Slop Doesnt Drink My Milk
So Dont Come Around And Get Your Cap Peeled

Ima Mike Clark
Pimpin Through Clark Park
In A 1981 Skylark
And Its Dusted, Dented And Rusted
Dont Look Or Get Your Lips Busted

Santa Won't Bring Me A BM
So Im Gonna Choke That Bitch When I See Him
MC, Detroit Big Wheeler
But On Christmas Eve Im A Santa Claus Killa

It's Christmas Eve
Another Time To Decieve
I Got Another Trick Up My Sleeve
He Wont Leave
I Just Wait Tic-Toc-Ticky
Someone Told Me Fuck Saint Nickie

Nick, Prick North Pole Hick
Bitch Ass Sap, What The Fuck Is That?
Sounds Like Rudolph And The Whole Click
Its Time For Some Down With The Clown G Shit

Theres A Fat Bitch In The Chimney
Spark Up Some Matches
Fire Catches
And I Burn That Mother Fucker Up
Wha Wha What The Fuck!

Cooke His Ass With A Crackling Sound
Watch As The Ash Comes Drifting Down
I Smoke Them Bones And I Get Much Illa
The Eastside G
The Santa Claus Killa

Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz

One Last Minute
I Get's Deadly
Sit Back Children
Check The Medley
Its Cold Out, I Could Give A Fuck Less
Cause I'm Waitin On A Bitch In A Red Dress

A Fat Bitch With A Big White Beard
Strapped With A Big Lead Pipe Im Geared
I Hear Bells, Jing-a-Ling-Jing-Ling-Ding-a-Ling
Thats The Sound, The Dead Man Here
Dead Man Here When Death Is Near

I Take My Pipe And Say Fuck It
Whip And Lug It
Strait To The Nugget

Out Cold In A Flash, A Dash
Then I Pushed His Ass Off The Roof And Strait Jacked The Sleigh
The Ghetto's Payday From The Santa Claus Killa

Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz
Santa Claus I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin, I'm Comin
The Santa Claus Killaz