It's Eight A.m. I Roll Out My Silk Sheets

Get Fly Crash The Limo Back Seats

Lookin' In The Faces

Of Some Ladies That I Never Met

On The Interview Tip No Sweat

They Ask Me Questions

I Throw The Words Back

They Say They Write Facts

I Know That's Bull Crap

They're Kickin' Drama

But Then Drama's My Middle Name

That's The Price Ya Pay For Big Fame

The Cellular Phone Rings

Dot Wanta Pick It Up

But It's My J-O-B I Gotta Kick It Up

Another Damn Reporter

On The Line With A Word Quiz

I Gotta Show Cause I'm Livin' With The Show

Biz. Out The Llimo, To The Plane

In The Pourin' Rain

I Hate Flyin'

But There's No Time For Slow Trains

Another Show To Do

I Gotta Caatch My Crew

They Left Last Night

In The Bus Around Two

The Plane's A Small One

No Fun At All

Bouncin' Round The Air

Like A Tennis Ball

When It Touches Down

I Wanna Kiss The Ground

But It's Time To Wreck A New Town

Get To The Arena, Meet Up With The Crew

They Tell Me All The Speakers Blew

The Cordless Don't Work

Sound Man's A Jerk

Somebody's Gonna Get Hurt

I'm Crazy Mad

But My Fans Want Autographs

I Turn My Angry Frowns

Into Fake Laughs

I Can't Be Rude

Cause They Wouldn't Understand

I In't Human No More, I'm A Superman



CHORUS

You Can Try

But You'll Never Understand This

You Can Try

But You'll Never Understand This

You Can Try

But You'll Never Understand This

The Lifestyles Of The Rich A And Infamous



Four Hours Till Show Time Oh Well

I Might As Well Check In The Hotel

Get A Little Rest

Before It's Time To Play

Ten Brothers Standin' In The Hallway

All With Demo Tapes

They Need The Hook Up

They Heard That I Was

The One To Look Up

I Can't Ditch 'em

Cause They Already