Robbed R. Pearson's Paper,

Lauren Spent His Half

Ricky Loves A Kicking

Wants To Join The Guards

Barry Breaks The Windows

Of His Broken Home

Have A Guess.

His Tiny Mind's Been Scarred



Lionel Touches Women When

They're Walking Through The Park

He Goes Through People's Gardens

Nicking Laundry In The Dark

Roger Left A Sleeper

Across The District Line

His Dad's A Shipping Clerk



Boys Let's Have A Laugh

Let's Have Some Mischief

Fill A Durex Full Of Water

Throw It On A Bus

Take A Pigeon To The Pictures

Let's Cause A Bit Of Fuss

A Bit Of Mischief

Let's Go Bloody Raving Mad

Let's Do Something Really Bad

They Won't Forget The Day You Had

Some Mischief



Jack And Stan Are Tossing Pals

Like Monkeys In The Zoo

When They Got Caught By Gonad Gibbs

They Had To Wank Him Too

Incentive Didn't Want Two Of Dave (Get It?)

He Failed His Interview (Oh Yeah?)"

She's Got Crinkly Hair

Underneath Her Underwear

I Know Because I've Been There



Wow!

Wow!



Don't Let's Hang About

Let's Have Some Mischief



Here, Pour A Locking Fluid On A Bentley,

Then Let Down His Tyres

Hahahahaha

Let's Go And Kill Some Kiosks,

Start A Few More Fires

Could This Be Mischief?



Let's Go Completely Over The Top

Let's Do The Bop That Just Won't Stop

Let's Go And Have Another Drop

Of Mischief



I'm Sorry I Done It

I'm Sorry I Done It

I'm Sorry I Done It

I'm Sorry I Done It

I'm Sorry I Done It

I'm Sorry I Done It