So You're On The Floor, At 54

Think You Can Last - At The Palace

Does Your Body Go To The To And Fro?

But Tonight's The Night - Or Didn't You Know

That Ivan Meets G.I. Joe



He Tried His Tricks- That Ruskie Bear

The United Nations Said It's All Fair

He Did The Radiation - The Chemical Plague

But He Could Not Win - With A Cossack Spin



The Vostok Bomb - The Stalin Strike

He Tried Every Move - He Tried To Hitch Hike

He Drilled A Hole - Like A Russian Star

He Made Every Move In His Repertoire



When Ivan Meet G.I. Joe



Now It Was G.I. Joe's Turn To Blow

He Turned It On - Cool And Slow

He Tried A Payphone Call To The Pentagon

A Radar Scan - A Leviathan



He Wiped The Earth - Clean As A Plate

What Does It Take To Make A Ruskie Break?

But The Crowd Are Bored And Off They Go

Over The Road To Watch China Blow!



When Ivan Meets G.I. Joe