(Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner)

"Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm. You Know I'm Really Gonna Miss You, Sugar Britches."
"I'm Gonna Miss You Too, Bub."
"Now I'm Only Gonna Be Gone A Few Days But Now There Is A Few Things I Need You To Do While I'm Gone."
"Oh, I Figured There's Somethin'!"
"Oh, Quit Complainin'.
All You Gotta Do Is Cut The Grass, Wash The Car, Trim The Hedges, Paint The Fence, Clean The Pool, Give The Dog A Bath, Defrost The Fridge, Clean Out The Garage, Sweep The Chimney, And I'll See You On Monday. I Love You Boogie, Boogie."
"I Love You Too. An' Don't You Worry 'bout Me. I'll Be Just Fine."

I've Got My Socks Dryin' In The Microwave,
Hair On My Back I Don't Plan To Shave.
I've Got The House To Myself While The Wife's Away.
I'll Be Rockin' All Night!

Yeah, I Think I'll Drink Me An Ice Cold Brew.
Lounge In My Boxers Like I Used To Do.
There'll Be No Ally McBeal On The Tube, No,
I'll Be Watchin' The Fight.

Well, It's A Great Day To Be A Guy,
Played Cards With My Buddies Until Sunrise,
You Know, I Never Thought That My Neighbor Would,
Be Sunbathing Topless, Lord, She Sure Looks Good!

I Caught A 10 Pound Bass Out On The Lake;
Played 18 Holes With My Best Friend, Jake.
Best Ball I Hit Was When I Stepped On A Rake,
Oh, Well It Wasn't Too Bright.

Now I Look In The Fridge An' What Do I See?
Last Night's Pizza Starin' Back At Me.
Pepperoni And Anchovies:
What A Beautiful Sight.

Well, It's A Great Day To Be A Guy,
Buck Naked In My Lawn Chair Swattin' At Flies.
Got Some Hot Dogs On The Charcoal Grill.
I Don't Wanna Burn My Weiners But I Probably Will.

That Fried Boloney And Cheese Macaroni,
Tasted Good This Afternoon.
But Now I'm Passin' Some Serious Gas And,
I Might Have To Leave The Room.
Pee - Hee!

Well, I Might Go Get Me A New Hairdo.
Spend A Couple Hours In A Tanning Booth.
Might Even Get Me A Gold Front Tooth.
Whoa,hah,yeah!!

And It's A Great Day To Be A Guy,
But When My Wife Gets Home, She's Gonna Tan My Hide.
I'll Be Hung Over But A Lookin' Good,
From A Week Of Reliving My Bachelorhood.
It's A Great Day To Be A Guy,
But Another Week Of This And I'd Probably Die.
I Tend To Party Harder Than I Should,
When My Wife's Not Here To Make Me Be Good!
Yeah Hoo!