Hello There Sir

Well I'll Tell Ya, I've Lived Here All My Life And I Never Once Noticed This Place
You Need A Sign Out There Or Somethin Buddy, Probably Bring Some Business To The Joint

Yes, How May I Help You Today?

I'm Lookin For Some Kind Of Uh...some Kind Of Clock Or Somethin, Somethin For The Old Man
He Collects Old Shit Like This And I Figured, I Figured I'd Get 'em Somethin Before He Dies And Rots On Me Ya Know?

Ah Well Perhaps You Can Use A Gift Yourself?

Well I'm Not Much For Old Shit Like This Myself

But I Insist, I Have Somethin Just Right For You.
This Will Help You Find More Then You Are Looking For

A Candle Huh? Yeah Well Maybe I'm In The Wrong Place

Concider It A Gift From Your Neighbor

But I Heh....have Electricity In My House

Nah This Is No Ordinary Candle By Boy.
Come Closer And Witness The Light That This Magical Candle Will Shed Apon Your Life

Listen Uh, I Really Gotta Get

Witness My Friend, Witness The Light, Of The Amazing Jeckel Brothers!