I Once Met A Man With A Sense Of Adventure
He Was Dressed To Thrill Wherever He Went
He Said: Let's Make Love On A Mountain Top
Under The Stars On A Big Hard Rock
I Said: In These Shoes?
I Don't Think So
I Said: Honey, Let's Do It Here

So I'm Siting At A Bar In Guadalajara
In Walks A Guy With A Faraway Look In His Eyes
He Said: I've Got A Poweful Horse Outside
Climb On The Back, I'll Take You For A Ride
I Know A Little Place, We Can Get There For The Break Of Day
I Said: In These Shoes?
No Way, Jose
I Said: Honey, Let's Stay Right Here

No Le Gusta Caminar No Puede Montar A Caballo
(I Don't Like To Walk, I Can't Ride A Horse)
Como Se Puede Bailar? Es Un Escandolo
(How Can I Walk? It's A Scandal)

Then I Met An Englishman
Oh, He Said
Won't You Walk Up And Down My Spine
It Makes Me Feel Strangely Alive
I Said: In These Shoes?
I Doubt You'd Survive
I Said: Honey, Let's Do It
Let's Stay Right Here

No Le Gusta Caminar No Puede Montar A Caballo
(I Don't Like To Walk, I Can't Ride A Horse)
Como Se Puede Bailar? Es Un Escandolo
(How Can I Walk? It's A Scandal)