When I Woke Up This Morning, Things Were Lookin' Bad

Seem Like Total Silence Was The Only Friend I Had

Bowl Of Oatmeal Tried To Stare Me Down... And Won

And It Was Twelve O'clock Before I Realized

That I Was Havin' ... No Fun



Chorus:

But Fortunately I Have The Key To Escape Reality

And You May See Me Tonight With An Illegal Smile

It Don't Cost Very Much, But It Lasts A Long While

Won't You Please Tell The Man I Didn't Kill Anyone

No I'm Just Tryin' To Have Me Some Fun



Last Time I Checked My Bankroll,

It Was Gettin' Thin

Sometimes It Seems Like The Bottom

Is The Only Place I've Been

I Chased A Rainbow Down A One-way Street... Dead End

And All My Friends Turned Out To Be Insurance Salesmen



Repeat Chorus:



Well, I Sat Down In My Closet With All My Overalls

Tryin' To Get Away

From All The Ears Inside My Walls

I Dreamed The Police Heard

Everything I Thought... What Then?

Well I Went To Court

And The Judge's Name Was Hoffman



Ah But Fortunately I Have The Key To Escape Reality

And You May See Me Tonight With An Illegal Smile

It Don't Cost Very Much, But It Lasts A Long While

Won't You Please Tell The Man I Didn't Kill Anyone

No I'm Just Tryin' To Have Me Some Fun

Well Done, Hot Dog Bun, My Sister's A Nun