Ask Me How Do I Feel
Ask Me Now That We're Cosy And Clinging
Well Sir, All I Can Say, Is If I Were A Bell I'd Be Ringing!

From The Moment We Kissed Tonight
That's The Way I've Just Gotta Behave
Boy, If I Were A Lamp I'd Light
And If I Were A Banner I'd Wave!

Ask Me How Do I Feel, Little Me With My Quiet Upbringing
Well Sir, All I Can Say Is If Gate I'd Be Swinging!
And If I Were A Watch I'd Start Popping My Springs!
Or If I Were A Bell I'd Go Ding Dong, Ding Dong Ding!

Ask Me How Do I Feel From This Chemistry Lesson I'm Learning.

Uh, Chemistry?
Yes, Chemistry!

Well Sir, All I Can Say Is If I Were A Bridge I'd Be Burning!

Yes, I Knew My Moral Would Crack
From The Wonderful Way That You Looked!
Boy, If I Were A Duck I'd Quack!
Or If I Were A Goose I'd Be Cooked!

Ask Me How Do I Feel, Ask Me Now That We're Fondly Caressing
Well, If I Were A Salad I Know I'd Be Splashing My Dressing
Ask Me How To Describe This Whole Beautiful Thing
Well, If I Were A Bell I'd Go Ding Dong, Ding Dong Ding!