Brain

I Could While Away The Hours, Conferrin' With The Flowers
Consultin' With The Rain.
And My Head I'd Be Scratchin' While
My Thoughts Were Busy Hatchin'
If I Only Had A Brain.
I'd Unravel Every Riddle For Any Individ'le,
In Trouble Or In Pain.
With The Thoughts You'll Be Thinkin'
You Could Be Another Lincoln
If You Only Had A Brain.
Oh, I Could Tell You Why The Ocean's Near The Shore.
I Could Think Of Things I Never Thunk Before.
And Then I'd Sit, And Think Some More.
I Would Not Be Just A Nothin' My Head All Full Of Stuffin'
My Heart All Full Of Pain.
I Would Dance And Be Merry, Life Would Be A Ding-a-derry,
If I Only Had A Brain.

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Heart

When A Man's An Empty Kettle He Should Be On His Mettle,
And Yet I'm Torn Apart.
Just Because I'm Presumin' That I Could Be Kind-a-human,
If I Only Had Heart.
I'd Be Tender - I'd Be Gentle And Awful Sentimental
Regarding Love And Art.
I'd Be Friends With The Sparrows ...
And The Boys Who Shoots The Arrows
If I Only Had A Heart.
Picture Me - A Balcony. Above A Voice Sings Low.
Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo? I Hear A Beat....
How Sweet.
Just To Register Emotion, Jealousy - Devotion,
And Really Feel The Part.
I Could Stay Young And Chipper
And I'd Lock It With A Zipper,
If I Only Had A Heart.

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The Nerve

Yeh, It's Sad, Believe Me, Missy,
When You're Born To Be A Sissy
Without The Vim And Verve.
But I Could Show My Prowess, Be A Lion Not A Mou-ess
If I Only Had The Nerve.
I'm Afraid There's No Denyin' I'm Just A Dandelion,
A Fate I Don't Deserve.
I'd Be Brave As A Blizzard....
I'd Be Gentle As A Lizard....
I'd Be Clever As A Gizzard....
If The Wizard Is A Wizard Who Will Serve.
Then I'm Sure To Get A Brain, A Heart, A Home, The Nerve!