I Could While Away The Hours,
Conversin' With The Flowers,
Consultin' With The Rain.
My Head I'd Be Scratchin,
While My Thoughts Were Busy Hatchin'

If I Only Had A Brain.
I Could Solve Any Riddle,
For Any Individ'al,
In Trouble, Or In Pain.
With The Thoughts I'd Be Thinkin'
I Would Be Another Lincoln,

If I Only Had A Brain.
Oh, I, Could Tell You Why,
The Ocean's Near The Shore.
I Could Think Of Things I'd Never Thought Before.

And Then I'd Sit, And Think Some More.
I Would Not Be Just A Nothin',
My Head All Full Of Stuffin,
My Heart All Full Of Pain.

I Would Dance And Be Merry,
Life Would Be A Ding-a-derry,
If I Only Had A Brain.
Vacuum Jam,
Last Two Verses Then:
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