I Sucked Another Dick Last Night
Not Saying That′s Wrong Or Right
First Few That I Blew, I Could Blame On The BoozeBut Now It's Just Something I Do

We Didn′t Fuck, So Don't Get Uptight
But I Sucked Another Dick Last Night

Now Darling, Don't Get Me Wrong
It′d Be You If You Had A Dong
Please Don′t Tell Our Son, 'cause He Won′t Understand
'Bout His Cock Gobbling Cum Swallowing Crazy Old Man
Please Accept Me For The Guy That I Am
Not What I Do In The Back Of A Van

I Sucked Another Dick Last Night
Not Saying That′s Wrong Or Right
First Few That I Blew, I Could Blame On The Booze
But Now It's Just Something I Do

We Didn′t Fuck, So Don't Get Uptight
But I Sucked Another Dick Last Night

Darling, Stop Yelling The Baby's Asleep
Didn′t Kiss Neither Of You Until I Brushed My Teeth
So, I Need You To Stop All This Judging Of Me
The Good Lord Made All Of Us Differently

I Sucked Another Dick Last Night
Not Saying That It′s Wrong Or Right
First Few That I Blew, I Could Blame On The Booze
But Now It's Just Something I Do

We Didn′t Fuck, So Don't Get Uptight
Once A Month At Most, Not All The Time
You Have To Trust, It′ll All Be Alright
But I Sucked Another Dick Last Night