I Was On My Way To Turn In Illegal Aliens To The Ins

And Your Stupid Fucking Dog Was Barking At Me

It Sounded Like A Singer From A Gay Death Metal Band

I Wanted To Kick It In The Fucking Face



I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant



After I Beat The Fucking Shit Out Of It

I Wanted To Throw It Through Your Fucking Window

But I Needed Money To Buy Some More Whiskey

So I Sold It To A Chinese Restaurant



I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant



Your Family Ordered Pu Pu Platter

You Didn't Know What You Were Eating

It Was Your Fucking Gay Faithful Dog

While You Were At The Restaurant I Lit Your House On Fire