I Smoke A Lot
I'm Not Talking Weed Or Pot
I Smoke The Regular Stuff
I Smoke A Lot
And If You're A Smoker Too
You Are To Know Sometimes It's Tough
To Be In Healthy Company
People Who Always Say
You Smoke A Lot
Imagine The Amount Of Money You Could Save If You'd Quit
You Smoke A Lot
By Now You'd Have A Bike, Aren't You Concerned About The Kids
Well, Of Course, Sure I Am, Concerned (a Bit)
But About That Bike, I Could Get Killed With It
And Is That What You Really Want
(It's Not)

So I Smoke A Lot
I Smoke A Lot
My God I Smoke A Lot, And I Feel Fine
And I Feel Fine
I Smoke A Lot

I Smoke A Lot
I Smoke A Lot
I Smoke A Lot
I Smoke A Lot
Sometimes It's Great
Sometimes It's Not
But I Smoke A Lot
I Smoke A Lot
I Smoke A Lot
I Smoke A Lot