[B:] "Bartender, I'd Like A Manhattan, Please."

[T:] Um, Stop Me If You've Heard This One,
But I Feel As Though We've Met Before.
Perhaps I Am Mistaken.
[B:] But It's Just That I Remind You Of
Someone You Used To Care About.
Oh, But That Was Long Ago.
Now Tell Me, Do You Really Think
I'd Fall For That Old Line?
I Was Not Born Just Yesterday.
Besides, I Never Talk To Strangers Anyway.

[T:] Hell, I Ain't Such A Bad Guy
Once You Get To Know Me.
Just Thought There Ain't No Harm.
[B:] Hey-e-yeh, Just Try Minding Your Own Business, Bud.
Who Asked You To Annoy Me
With Your Sad, Sad Repartee?
Besides, I Never Talk To Strangers Anyway.

Your Life's A Dime Store Novel.
This Town Is Full Of Guys Like You.
And You're Looking For Someone
To Take The Place Of Her.

[T:] You Must Be Reading My Mail.
'N' You're Bitter 'cause He Left You.
That's Why You're Drinkin' In This Bar.
[B&T:] Well, Only Suckers Fall In Love
With Perfect Strangers.

[B:] It Always Takes One To Know One, Stranger.
[T:] Maybe We're Just Wiser Now.
[B:] Yeah, 'n' Been Around The Block
So Many Times
[T:] That We Don't Notice
[B&T:] That We're All Just Perfect Strangers
As Long As We Ignore
That We All Begin As Strangers
Just Before We Find
We Really Aren't Strangers
Anymore.

[B:] "Aw, You Don't Look Like Such A Chump."

[T:] "Aw, Hey Babe."