(spoken)
Square Huh?

Well, Maybe I Am
But I Like It
And I'm Not Ashamed Of It
I Don't Have To Like What Other People Like
All Right, I'm Square

(sung)
Things Other People Find Boring
Those Are The Things I'm Adoring
I Just Love Pigeons And I Don't Care
If Other People Say I'm Square

Oh, I Love Galoshes, They Give Me A Thrill
Cold Mashed Potatoes, I Can't Get My Fill
I Go For Plumbing And I Always Will

I'm Square
I'm Square

I'm Fond Of Yawning When Evening Is Done
I Like The Beach When There's Not Any Sun
Emptying Ashtrays Is My Kind Of Fun

I'm Square
I'm Square

I Love Kleenex
I Can't Get Enough
I Think Potato Chips, Hangers And Paper Clips
Are Wonderful Stuff

Watching A Haircut Is My Kind Of Kicks
You Ought To See My Collection Of Bricks
And Give Me Some Cards And I'll Show You Some Tricks

(spoken)
Okay, Pick A Card, Any Card
Now Don't Show It To Me
Abracadabra!
The Four Of Diamonds, Right?
Hey, Come On, Wake Up!

(sung)
I'm Square
I'm Square

I Love Laundry
It's Quiet And Clean
I Think Banana Skins, Place Mats And Safety Pins
Are Perfectly Keen

I Go For Music
I'm Terribly Hip
The Latest Dances I Do Them With Pep
Play Me A Waltz And I'll Show You A Step
1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 2 ... (jumbles Words)

Ahem..
I'm Square
I'm Square

I'm Nuts About Rocks And High Button Shoes
Argyle Socks And Pigeons In The News
I'm Not Rectangular
I'm Not Triangular
I Am What I Am, I Don't Care!

I'm Square
I'm Square
I'm Square
I'm Squa...Oh, Gosh, What A Lovely Fire Hydrant!