Urban Culture's Pretty Dumb
Suburban Culture's Pretty Dumb
That Feeling Of Incomprehension That You May Feel
Is There A Reason Yeah
So Love It Or Leave It
I Do Both All The Time
It's So Hard To Bear And It's Sad To Be Witnessing
De-evolution, Yeah

I'm Not Too Proud Of Anything
So Stop Your Nationalistic Tendencies Oh Yeah!
OK Now Here's A Plan
Show Junior More Love
Maybe He Won't Grow Up To Be A Big Thug
And Kill Me For My Car, Yeah

Make Them Realize
How Awful It Can Be
When One Day You Find That Your Life Is Resembling
A Made For TV Movie, Yeah

I'm Not Too Proud Of Anything
So Stop This Behavioural Profile
Of Killing Others
It's Not That Hard To Be A Jerk
It's Not That Hard To Be So Lame
When You're An Asshole