I Got A 007 Watch And It's A One And Only
It's Got A I-Spy Beeper That Tells Me When You're Lonely
I Got A Batmobile So I Can Reach Ya' In A Fast Shake
When Your World's In Crisis Of An Impendin' Heartbreak

Now Don't You Call James Bond Or Secret Agent Man
Cause They Can't Do It, Like I Can
I'm A Rocker, Baby, I'm A Rocker - Every Day
I'm A Rocker, Baby, I'm A Rocker

If You're Hanging From A Cliff Or You're Tied To The Tracks, Girl
Columbo Split And You Can't Find Kojak
True Love Is Broken And Your Tears Are Fallin' Faster
You're Sufferin' From A Pain In Your Heart Or Some Other Natural Disaster

Now I Don't Care What Kind Of Shape You're In
If They Put Up A Roadblock, I'll Parachute In
I'm A Rocker, Baby, I'm A Rocker - I'm In Love
I'm A Rocker, Baby, I'm A Rocker - Every Day
I'm A Rocker, Baby, I'm A Rocker - With You

So You Fell For Some Jerk Who Was Tall, Dark And Handsome
Then He Kidnapped Your Heart And Now He's Holdin' It For Ransom
Well, Like A Mission Impossible I'm Gonna Go And Get It Back
You Know I Would'a Taken Better Care Of It, Baby, Than That

Sometimes I Get So Hot Girl, Well, I Can't Talk
But When I'm With You I Cool Off, And I Walk
I'm A Rocker, Baby, I'm A Rocker, And I Talk
I'm A Rocker, Baby, I'm A Rocker, Every Day
I'm A Rocker, Baby, I'm A Rocker, Every Day