One Girl's Name Is Jean Marie,
Another Little Girl's Called Felicity.
One Little Girl's Name Is Sally Joy,
My Name Is Phil And I'm A Boy.

My Name Is Vincent, I'm A Head Case.
They're Always Making Up On My Face.
I'd Be Lucky If I'd Trousers To Wear,
The Ladies Trying Things With My Hair.

I'm A Boy, I'm A Boy
But My Mother Won't Admit It.
I'm A Boy, I'm A Boy
If I Say I Am, I Think It.

I Want To Play Cricket On The Green,
I Want To Ride My Bike Across The Street,
I Want To Get Cut And See My Blood,
I Want To Come Home All Covered In Mud.

I'm A Boy, I'm A Boy
But My Mother Won't Admit It.
I'm A Boy, I'm A Boy,
If I Say I Am, I Think It!