I´ve Lived In Apartments, I´ve Lived In A Home


I Travelled In Trailers When I Used To Roam


But Now In These Places You Won´t Have Me Dead


´Cause I´m Happy I Live In A Split-level Head





I Do What I Want To, No Worries, No Care


If Anyone Bugs Me I Climb Up My Stairs


Way Up To A Level Where I Feel No Threat


´Cause I´m Happy I Live In A Split-level Head





If You´re Trying Something, I Couldn´t Care Less


I Don´t Rush For Busses And Trains Are A Mess


There´s No One To Care For, I Don´t Need A Bed


´Cause I´m Happy I Live In A Split-level Head





I Like How I´m Living, I´m Nobody´s Slave


My Head´s Above Water, So Don´t Make A Wave


There Are No Doors To Lock And No Dogs To Be Fed


´Cause I´m Happy I Live In A Split-level Head





So Why Should I Move When The Neighborhood´s Right?


No Taxes To Pay And No Landlord To Fight


Now I Call This Living, What´s More, Like I Said


´cause Im Happy I Live In A Split-level Head





Now You Keep Your Ulcers, Your Ills, And What, Too


You Sure Couldn´t Have Them And Live Like I Do


You Think I Hace Problems, But You Do Instead


´Cause I´m Happy I Live In A Split-level Head





I Live With Two People, I Like Both Of Them


He Likes Both Of Me And I Like Both Of Him


They´re My Alter-ego And To Them I´m Wed


´Cause I´m Happy I Live In A Split-level Head





There´s No Simple Status In My Neighborhood


And Its That Kind Of Thinking, That Keeps It So Good


And I Don´t Take The Lead When I Like To Be Led


´Cause I´m Happy I Live In A Split-level Head