Valentine's Day

Wish I Had A Sweetheart

It's Valentine's Day

Didn't Even Get A Stinkin' Card

It's Valentine's Day

I Just Have To Say

I Hate Valentine's Day



It's Valentine's Day

And I Didn't Get No Chocolate

It's Valentine's Day

If I Had A Heart I'd Hock It

It's Valentine's Day

All I Have To Say

I Hate Valentine's Day



It's Valentine's Day

And I Hope It Finds You Healthy

It's Valentine's Day

I'm Glad Your Stinkin' Girlfriend's Wealthy

It's Valentine's Day

I Just Love To Say

I Hate Fuckin' Valentine's Day